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- Bitcoin’s $150,000 forecast slash proves the institutional “sure thing” is actually a high-stakes gamble for 2026by Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on January 23, 2026 at 10:35 pm
Bitcoin price forecasts for 2026 from major banks, asset managers, and market commentators span a wide range, roughly from $75,000 to $250,000, with many targets clustering in the low-to-mid six figures. The wide range reflects uncertainty about whether institutional demand can offset softer retail participation and whether Bitcoin’s macro sensitivity to liquidity conditions reasserts itself The post Bitcoin’s $150,000 forecast slash proves […]
- FalconX, Monarq, and OpenEden Partner to Launch PRISMby News Desk on January 23, 2026 at 9:10 pm
OpenEden has partnered with FalconX and Monarq to launch PRISM, a new tokenized yield portfolio designed to offer stable returns and low correlation to crypto price movements through a diversified, professionally managed strategy. PRISM, which stands for Portfolio of Risk-adjusted Investment Strategy Mix, is expected to launch in February 2026. The product is actively managed The post FalconX, Monarq, and OpenEden Partner to Launch PRISM […]
- Exposing a dirty secret: What uses more power, Bitcoin, streaming, AI, or social media?by Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on January 23, 2026 at 8:30 pm
Bitcoin mining consumed around 171 TWh in 2025, representing 16% of total data center energy use. All traditional data centers worldwide consumed between 448 and 1,050 TWh in 2025, with estimates varying across analysts’ data. Gartner has it at 448 TWh, while Socomec and the IEA cite a range between 600 and 1050 TWh. Gartner The post Exposing a dirty secret: What uses more power, Bitcoin, streaming, AI, or social media? appeared first on […]
- The dollar stays king until 2046 crushing Bitcoin dreams with $13 trillion of IMF databy Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on January 23, 2026 at 6:15 pm
Bitcoin’s earliest realistic path to becoming the world’s global reserve currency (defined here as reserve-currency primacy rather than limited reserve-asset adoption) sits around the mid-2040s under a scenario model that treats official mandates, collateral usage, and invoicing conventions as binding constraints. That timeline starts from a reserve system where total global foreign-exchange reserves reached $12.94 The post The dollar stays […]
- Bitcoin regret is coming for anyone ignoring Coinbase CEO’s 5% rule as banks fight to cap gainsby Gino Matos on January 23, 2026 at 4:05 pm
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong told Bloomberg at Davos that investors who don’t have at least 5% of their net worth in Bitcoin will “probably be pretty sad” by 2030. Recently, Morgan Stanley’s wealth management division published portfolio guidelines capping crypto exposure at 4% maximum for even its most aggressive growth models. Both used “5%” as The post Bitcoin regret is coming for anyone ignoring Coinbase CEO’s 5% rule as banks […]
- Crypto’s $50 billion lie masks a brutal reality where massive mergers are quietly killing off every new experimentby Gino Matos on January 23, 2026 at 1:55 pm
The crypto industry’s capital headline for 2025 looks like a comeback story: $50.6 billion across 1,409 transactions, up sharply from 2024’s totals. However, the composition tells a different story. According to the annual Crypto Fundraising Report, 43.7% of that capital came from just 21 mergers and acquisitions (M&A). Traditional venture capital and private investment accounted The post Crypto’s $50 billion lie masks a brutal reality […]
- Crypto bets on war go mainstreamby Nischal Shetty on January 23, 2026 at 1:28 pm
The following is a guest post by Nischal Shetty, Founder at WazirX and Shardeum. On 2nd January 2026, an anonymous trader on crypto prediction platform Polymarket put down roughly $30,000 on a contract that Nicolás Maduro would be out of power by 31 January 2026. Within hours of a U.S. special forces raid that resulted The post Crypto bets on war go mainstream appeared first on CryptoSlate.
- Bitcoin is bleeding against gold’s record breakout but a “power law” slip hints at a $324k price snapbackby Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on January 23, 2026 at 12:15 pm
I keep thinking about the kind of person who owns a little Bitcoin tucked away for the future, a little gold tucked away for the past. They are usually calm people; they do not trade headlines, they do not care about the daily noise, and they just want something solid on both sides of the The post Bitcoin is bleeding against gold’s record breakout but a “power law” slip hints at a $324k price snapback appeared first on CryptoSlate.
- From prison to Davos, pardoned Binance founder CZ exposes a $33 trillion secret the global elite can’t hide anymoreby Gino Matos on January 23, 2026 at 10:21 am
Changpeng Zhao spoke at the World Economic Forum’s 2026 Annual Meeting in Davos this week, his first appearance on the official programme since Binance’s 2023 US settlement and his subsequent guilty plea, prison sentence, and presidential pardon. The listing placed him squarely in WEF’s “New Era for Finance” track, including a session titled “Where Are The post From prison to Davos, pardoned Binance founder CZ exposes a $33 trillion […]
- BlackRock backs Ethereum gatekeeping tokenization even though its market share is under threatby Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on January 22, 2026 at 8:15 pm
BlackRock’s 2026 Thematic Outlook put Ethereum at the center of its tokenization thesis, asking whether the network could serve as a “toll road.” BlackRock stated that “of tokenized assets 65%+ are on Ethereum.” The framing pushes Ethereum into an infrastructure role rather than a directional call on ETH. A “toll road” model depends on where The post BlackRock backs Ethereum gatekeeping tokenization even though its market share is […]
- The Case Against Declaring Artificial General Intelligenceby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 10:40 pm
The Case Against Declaring Artificial General Intelligence Authored by Lewis Liu via CityAM.com, Today’s AI systems fail badly in out-of-distribution scenarios, as shown by their inability to interpret real-world geopolitical crises. Large language models reflect the ideological biases of their creators, undermining claims of neutral “general” intelligence. The real economic opportunity lies in tightly governed […]
- “Sleeping On The Job”: DC Opens Medicaid Investigation Following Nurse And Aide Neglect Claimsby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 10:20 pm
“Sleeping On The Job”: DC Opens Medicaid Investigation Following Nurse And Aide Neglect Claims D.C.’s inspector general has opened an investigation after complaints surfaced about home health nurses and aides allegedly sleeping while on duty, following a News4 I-Team report that included hours of video showing caregivers appearing to sleep overnight, according to NBC. The investigation stems from the account of Damon Brooks, a […]
- DHS Says Mahmoud Khalil May Be Sent To Algeriaby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 10:00 pm
DHS Says Mahmoud Khalil May Be Sent To Algeria Authored by Arjun Singh via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security said on Jan. 21 that Mahmoud Khalil, a pro-Palestinian activist at the center of the Trump administration’s deportation battles, may be removed to Algeria. Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin, who leads the department’s Office of Public Affairs, made the […]
- Watch: Convicted Minnesota Scammer Says Walz, Ellison Were Aware Of $250M Fraudby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 9:40 pm
Watch: Convicted Minnesota Scammer Says Walz, Ellison Were Aware Of $250M Fraud The media has been giving quite a lot of attention to Aimee Bock, the head of a Minnesota nonprofit at the center of the largest pandemic relief fraud in the nation’s history – which she now says Governor Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison had to have known about. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz speaks during a House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform […]
- Davos Is Dead: Western Civ Has Suffered Enough…by Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 9:20 pm
Davos Is Dead: Western Civ Has Suffered Enough… Authored by James Howard Kunstler, Up In Smoke “This is how tyranny looks in the modern world. It arrives dressed as dialogue, consensus, and expertise. It is imposed by people who sincerely believe they are doing nothing at all.” – DataRepublican Davos — The World Economic Forum (WEF)— is toast. Trump, Bessent, and Lutnick exposed the wretched org of overcompensated […]
- Trump Says US ‘Armada’ Moving Towards Iranby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 8:40 pm
Trump Says US ‘Armada’ Moving Towards Iran Via Middle East Eye US President Donald Trump said on Thursday that he is sending an “armada” towards Iran, threatening Tehran against resuming its nuclear program. Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One after returning from meetings with world leaders in Davos, Switzerland, Trump said Washington was closely monitoring Iran as US naval assets moved into the region. “We have a lot […]
- Here Come Humanoid Robots: Industry Makes Clear Pivot Toward “Dedicated-Purpose” Commercial Deploymentsby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 8:00 pm
Here Come Humanoid Robots: Industry Makes Clear Pivot Toward “Dedicated-Purpose” Commercial Deployments Goldman analyst Jacqueline Du published her field trip notes after speaking with six C-level management teams at robotics companies across Hangzhou, Shanghai, and Shenzhen in recent days. The companies she met with include Unitree, Mechmind, Fourier, LimX Dynamics, UBTech, EngineAI, Paxini, and Orbbec. “Overall, we see the […]
- Homeland Security Seeks To Restrict Immigrants From Relying On Welfareby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 7:40 pm
Homeland Security Seeks To Restrict Immigrants From Relying On Welfare Authored by Sylvia Xu via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is seeking to change a rule that determines eligibility for permanent residency—commonly known as a green card—based on whether an applicant is considered a “public charge,” someone who is likely to depend primarily on public benefits. That […]
- The Next 10 Days Of Winter: The Worst In 40 Years Across The USby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 7:30 pm
The Next 10 Days Of Winter: The Worst In 40 Years Across The US Submitted by @RyanMaue, A meteorologist’s main purpose: keep you alive, and marked safe.✅ There is nothing we can do to stop this epic week of weather, and believe me, I have been trying to find silver linings or rays of sunlight. So, the best preparation is fresh, accurate, and expert information from trusted sources. While every new weather model run (alphabet […]
- Trump Touts “Total And Permanent” Access To Greenland, While Nobody Has Any Clue What’s In The Dealby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 7:20 pm
Trump Touts “Total And Permanent” Access To Greenland, While Nobody Has Any Clue What’s In The Deal Trump said on Thursday he had secured “total and permanent” US access to Greenland in a deal with NATO, whose head said allies would have to step up their commitment to Arctic security to ward off threats from Russia and China. News of a framework deal came as Trump backed off tariff threats against Europe and ruled out taking […]
- US Homicide Rate Plummets To 125-Year Low, Group Reportsby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 7:00 pm
US Homicide Rate Plummets To 125-Year Low, Group Reports Authored by Naveen Athrappully via The Epoch Times, Crime rates continued to fall in 2025, with homicide rates expected to drop to about 4.0 per 100,000 residents, “the lowest rate recorded in law enforcement or public health data going back to 1900,” according to a new report published by the Council on Criminal Justice (CCJ) on Jan. 22. Based on an analysis of crime […]
- Beijing Tells Alibaba, Tencent, ByteDance To Prepare Nvidia AI Chip Ordersby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 6:40 pm
Beijing Tells Alibaba, Tencent, ByteDance To Prepare Nvidia AI Chip Orders Chinese regulators are nearing approval for Nvidia’s H200 AI chips for top domestic tech firms, including Alibaba, Tencent, and ByteDance, signaling Beijing is moving closer to formally green-lighting imports of last-generation AI accelerators, according to a Bloomberg report. Approval would represent a material bull catalyst for Nvidia stock and a major win […]
- Forget Trump and Greenland. Howard Lutnick Gave The Davos Speech That Matteredby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 6:20 pm
Forget Trump and Greenland. Howard Lutnick Gave The Davos Speech That Mattered Authored by Matt Taibbi via Racket News, After Donald Trump spoke at the World Economic Forum in Davos this week, the obligatory headline term was humiliation. “Lonely Trump Humiliated as Major Allies Refuse to Be Bullied,” was one of two Daily Beast stories on the theme, the other being “Trump, 79, Croaks Through ‘Peace’ Grift Speech After 48 […]
- Olympic Snowboarder Turned “Cocaine Kingpin” Arrested In Mexico, Flown To US To Face Justiceby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 pm
Olympic Snowboarder Turned “Cocaine Kingpin” Arrested In Mexico, Flown To US To Face Justice Former Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding, who was wanted by the FBI for allegedly leading a violent international drug trafficking operation, has been arrested, the Justice Department announced Friday. Wedding, 44, had been added to the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted Fugitives list in March. He was taken into custody in Mexico on Thursday night and […]
- The Rules‑Based Order That Once Constrained Great‑Power Ambition Has Proved Illusoryby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 5:40 pm
The Rules‑Based Order That Once Constrained Great‑Power Ambition Has Proved Illusory By Stefan Koopman, senior macro strategist at Rabobank If there is one lesson from this week, it is that the rules‑based order that once constrained great‑power ambition has proved illusory. In Davos, Canada’s Mark Carney captured this with clarity. The world, he argued, is experiencing a rupture rather than a transition. It has become a […]
- US Officially Exits World Health Organizationby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 5:00 pm
US Officially Exits World Health Organization Authored by Kevin Stocklin via The Epoch Times, America is officially out of the World Health Organization (WHO). “Today, the United States withdrew from the World Health Organization, freeing itself from its constraints, as President [Donald] Trump promised on his first day in office,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy, Jr., […]
- TikTok Announces Formation Of US Majority-Owned Joint Venture To Prevent Banby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 4:25 pm
TikTok Announces Formation Of US Majority-Owned Joint Venture To Prevent Ban Authored by Aldgra Fredly via The Epoch Times, TikTok said on Jan. 22 it has formed an American majority-owned joint venture that would oversee data security and the content ecosystem in a bid to maintain its operations in the United States. TikTok USDS Joint Venture LLC will operate as an independent entity overseen by a seven-member board of directors […]
- Winter Storm Threatens Appalachian NatGas With ‘Freeze Offs’ As Data Center Demand Tightens PJM Gridby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 4:05 pm
Winter Storm Threatens Appalachian NatGas With ‘Freeze Offs’ As Data Center Demand Tightens PJM Grid Submitted by Criterion Research President James Bevan, An incoming winter ice storm is poised to crimp Appalachian natural gas production at a critical moment when the power grid faces mounting pressure from surging data center demand and extreme cold. Appalachian volumes already plummeted 682/d to 34,745 MMcf/d as the ongoing […]
- Putin Not Budging: ‘Frank’ Talks With Witkoff Confirm Territory Is A Red Lineby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 3:40 pm
Putin Not Budging: ‘Frank’ Talks With Witkoff Confirm Territory Is A Red Line Russia’s President Putin held a late-night meeting Thursday at the Kremlin with the US delegation led by White House special envoy Steve Witkoff, just hours ahead of planned trilateral talks in Abu Dhabi Friday aimed at pushing the Trump-backed peace framework to end the war in Ukraine. Kremlin foreign policy aide Yuri Ushakov soon after the four-hour […]
- “Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home!”: The South Park Market Of 2026by Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 3:20 pm
“Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home!”: The South Park Market Of 2026 Authored by Lance Roberts via RealInvestmentAdvice.com, I have been a “South Park” fan for as long as I can remember, and while the show isn’t a market guidebook, its brutal satire cuts through nonsense better than many Wall Street commentaries. Just like on the show, characters make absurd decisions and face absurd consequences, which is familiar to investors […]
- UMich Sentiment Bounces To 5-Month High As Democrats Realize Their Insane Inflation Fears Were Wrongby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 3:10 pm
UMich Sentiment Bounces To 5-Month High As Democrats Realize Their Insane Inflation Fears Were Wrong Having ended 2025 at the lowest Current Conditions Sentiment levels in, well, ever… expectations for preliminary January data were for a modest rebound… and it did…notably more than expected (and a pick up from the flash print): The preliminary January sentiment index climbed to 56.4 from 52.9 in December, according to the […]
- “The Expansion Has Cooled”: US Manufacturing, Service PMIs Both Miss, Signal 1.5% GDP Growthby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 3:00 pm
“The Expansion Has Cooled”: US Manufacturing, Service PMIs Both Miss, Signal 1.5% GDP Growth With global PMIs today printing on the softer side (especially in France where the service PMI tumbled to 47.9 on expectations of a 50.3 print), moments ago it was the US’ turn to join the parade of soggy prints. Here is what S&P Global reported for the January Prelim PMIs: Manufacturing PMI: 51.9, up from 51.8 in Dec, but missing […]
- Why Is “Canadian Warren Buffett” Panic-Buying Under Armour Stockby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 2:45 pm
Why Is “Canadian Warren Buffett” Panic-Buying Under Armour Stock Our shift in coverage on Under Armour began in late September, when we flagged a UBS report from analyst Jay Sole, who forecasted a major inflection point for the long-struggling Baltimore-based apparel company. Sole argued that sentiment would turn positive in FY27, setting the stage for stock outperformance. That bullish thesis has certainly seen its timeline […]
- Trump Withdraws Invitation For Canada’s Carney To Join Board Of Peaceby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 2:25 pm
Trump Withdraws Invitation For Canada’s Carney To Join Board Of Peace Authored by Omid Ghoreishi via The Epoch Times, U.S. President Donald Trump has withdrawn his invitation for Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to join the U.S.-led Board of Peace that will initially focus on rebuilding Gaza. “Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, […]
- That Escalated Quickly: Goldman Cuts PC Shipment Outlook As Memory Prices Go Parabolicby Tyler Durden on January 23, 2026 at 2:05 pm
That Escalated Quickly: Goldman Cuts PC Shipment Outlook As Memory Prices Go Parabolic Well that escalated quickly. Goldman analysts led by Allen Chang have revised down global PC shipment forecasts for 2026-28, citing a sharp spike in memory prices as data centers worldwide soak up the supply of high-bandwidth memory. Before diving into Chang’s note, here’s a quick recap of what’s unfolded so far: “Entered New Era”: SK Hynix […]
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- The Sound of Democracy Cracking: ICE’s Warrantless Assault on the Fourth Amendmentby Garrison Vance on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) IntroductionThere is a moment in every democracy when the law stops knocking and starts kicking. [1] That moment, for the United States, has arriv…
- A European warning shot: Danish fund exits U.S. debt amid fiscal and geopolitical stormby Willow Tohi on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) A major Danish pension fund, AkademikerPension, announced it will sell its entire $100 million portfolio of U.S. Treasury bonds. The fundâs c…
- The Unipolar Mirage: The illusion of American dominance crumblesby Kevin Hughes on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) The myth of American global hegemony is collapsing as power shifts to rising nations (China, Russia, India) and blocs like BRICS+, challenging U.S…
- Ritter claims Trump “set up” allies, doomed secret Iran regime change planby Cassie B. on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Covert operation to overthrow Iran’s regime was allegedly compromised from the highest levels. Former inspector claims Trump, Netanyahu, and Gr…
- China’s DeepSeek V4: The AI Tool That Could Make ChatGPT Obsoleteby Mike Adams on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Introduction: The AI Arms Race Heats UpThe global technology landscape is on the verge of a seismic shift. According to analysis of a recent code le…
- “Wartime Homefront Essential Skills” on BrightU: Experts discuss secret forest pharmacy and an herbalist’s harvesting guide to astral clockby Jacob Thomas on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) In Episode 3 of “Wartime Homefront Essential Skills,” Marjory Wildcraft and Scott Sexton focus on foraging “beginner-proof” wild edibles, with a s…
- The GDDR7 Crisis: How AI-Driven Supply Chains Are Sending Consumer Electronics Toward Digital Serfdomby Mike Adams on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) The Great Digital Shortage: How AI Centralization Is Crippling Consumer TechAcross the globe, consumers are facing a stark reality: the graphics car…
- These everyday foods can fix your magnesium deficiency and prevent serious health problemsby Cassie B. on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Most American adults fail to meet the daily magnesium requirement. This deficiency increases risk for heart disease, diabetes, and migraines….
- Google bets on inflatable CO2 batteries to lock down data center powerby Lance D Johnson on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) In a strategic move to secure its vast digital empire, Google is turning to an unconventional and massive-scale energy storage technology: inflatable …
- Judicial ruling preserves hurdle for Congressional oversight of detention facilitiesby Willow Tohi on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) A federal judge declined to block a new DHS policy requiring members of Congress to provide a week’s advance notice before visiting ICE detention …
- When the storm hits, will your animals survive? A guide to sheltering pets and livestock through collapseby Lance D Johnson on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) As a historic winter storm barrels across the United States, threatening to paralyze infrastructure from Texas to New York, millions of Americans are …
- Recalled tuna re-enters market, prompting fresh botulism alertsby Willow Tohi on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Tri-Union Seafoods is recalling specific Genova Yellowfin Tuna products in nine states due to a potential botulism risk. The recall involves ca…
- A defiant stand: Congress escalates historic confrontation with the Clintons over Epstein testimonyby Willow Tohi on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) The House Oversight Committee has advanced contempt of Congress resolutions against Bill and Hillary Clinton for defying subpoenas in the Jeffrey …
- Trump’s malignant narcissism on full display in Davosby Lance D Johnson on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) President Donald Trump, addressing the World Economic Forum, transformed the Swiss Alps into a backdrop for a chilling sales pitch, one that treated t…
- Greenland’s PM urges citizens to PREPARE for possible U.S. invasionby Ramon Tomey on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen has urged Greenland’s 57,000 residents to stockpile food and prepare for disruptions, citing Trump’s escalati…
- Reevaluating the rules: A new chapter in menopause and long-term healthby Willow Tohi on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Major medical organizations have abandoned the rigid “stop at 65” rule for hormone replacement therapy (HRT), allowing for continued use based on …
- Gold soars past $4,700 amid geopolitical tensions: Will it hit the $5,000 mark?by Kevin Hughes on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Gold prices hit an all-time high of $4,765.93/oz, while silver soared to $95.87/oz, driven by geopolitical tensions, a weakening U.S. dollar and s…
- Trump: Congressional approval may not be needed for $2,000 tariff rebate checksby Laura Harris on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) President Donald Trump said his administration may issue the payments to Americans without congressional approval, citing strong revenue from U.S….
- The Great AI Heist: How Artificial Intelligence Is Cannibalizing Consumer Tech and Creating a Controlled Digital Futureby Mike Adams on January 23, 2026 at 6:00 am
(NaturalNews) Pixels and Power: The GDDR7 Shortage as a Canary in the Coal MineThe global technology market is experiencing a seismic tremor, disguised as a mere …























































